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But at least I have a collection of funny responses from my friends.

AL: well, I'm worried I'm fucked with the thing I had to do this morning

AL: shoot

AL: ting, have you been fucking hacked again?

AL : jesus christ ting :-(

AL : GET
AL : A

AL : MAC

me (coming back to my computer): fuck apple

AL : l2 not be hacked

AL : seriously, it's fine not to have a mac

AL : you'll note, my main machine is not one

AL : but I'm savy enough not to send: lol riiight y wouldnt u want to see me?! well let me put something on cuz i am half naked right now , my bra wont stay on lol

JH: Hmm?

JH: I'm assuming you are at the beach, but in case you are not, what was your question?

JH: I'm fine, how are you?

JH: I thought you were going to the beach?

JH: No, you are a bot. I personally know the person whose SN you are using...

(God. Have I been propositioning ALL my male friends? Horror.)

ECL: breakfasting.

ECL: irate at the fire alarm with the dying battery somewhere in the neighborhood.

ECL: ?

ECL: you stole the IM of my friend. Get the fuck off her account and never use it again.

ECL: I am a fat, 40 yo female. Are you sure you want pictures. GET OFF THIS IM.

(Apparently also propositioning all my FEMALE friends too.)

CA: hallo

CA: woke up recently

CA: i'm actually gonna head off in about an hour, but i'll brb - gonna go get breakfast.. Tell me how it's going while i'm gone :D

CA: sure

CA: Wait, is this Ting?

CA: Who are you?

CA: You do realize I'm female, right? I wouldn't be interested anyway.

CA: Also, you're talking to me through me friend's account, so I would love to know how you hacked into my friend's profile.

CA: Your progenitors would be ashamed to see their offspring vying for attention by hacking into other people's accounts and vying for attention by getting people to go to Web links that are obviously viruses. I'm so glad I'm not you right now.

CA: God speed. (clever lady blocked me :P )

CA: Are you a bot or a Ting?

Me: bot-ting!

CA: a ting-bot! aaaah!

*sigh*
I hate those AIM hackers. What the hell do they think they're going to accomplish anyway?